So here are the reasons to keep on drinkin'
- What will you hand do if it's not holding a glass of wine?
- You just love that "glug glug glug" sound.
- There's not enough wine left in the bottle to save for breakfast.
- It's only 10 pm! (in Hawaii)
- You could probably work from home tomorrow.
- You've almost forgotten that argument with your mother.
- You're a single person in a group of couples.
- The kids have gone to bed/gone to your mother's/grown up & left home.
- It's only 10 pm! (in New Zealand)
- Your Tinder date is not working out.
- This is why they invented Uber.
- Your Tinder date did work out.
- It's either have another glass or do the dishes.
- There's one more episode of Game of Thrones, Season 5, to watch.
- Your doctor said you need more fruit.
- It's your anniversary.
- It's your anniversary with your ex.
- You found old Halloween candy in the back of the cupboard.
- You got plenty of shit done today and deserve it. The dishes will wait.
- You're already drunk so it doesn't matter. F**k work.
- It's only 10 pm! (in Japan)
- You already sent the text to your boss saying you have food poisoning.
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