How to properly enjoy a bottle of wine.
Open it ahead of time to allow the wine to breathe. If it appears that it's not breathing properly then give it mouth-to-mouth.
You say you have problems?
It's scientifically proven there are no problems four glasses of wine can't solve.
Add "Drink wine" to your to-do list for today.
That way by the end of the day you'll feel you've accomplished something.
Wine improves with age.
Just like your dancing improves with wine.
Yesterday I told my wife that I was like a fine wine.
Today I find myself locked in the cellar.
Everything happens for a Riesling.
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