Try Not to Laugh

This one is for locals when they talk with visitors, but maybe out-of-towners could learn from this, too.  :)

Try not to laugh at out-of-towners trying to pronouce Guerneville or Healdsburg.

Try not to wince at visitors asking for Pinot Grigio.

Try not to laugh at tourists saying they are going to the Russian River Brewery at 3 pm on Saturday afternoon.

Try not to wince at out-of-towners saying they are going to the Russian River Brewery on Saturday evening after wine tasting all day.

You may not be able to hold in the groan when they talk about how much they are loving Napa.