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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 3, 2025

Wine and Women

Women and their wine have a special relationship. Here's a sometimes humorous look at this culture.

Thursday, January 2, 2025

Thursday, December 12, 2024

What Your Wine Choice Says About You

Some people only drink white, some only Cabernet. Whatever your favorite is I'm here to tell you it doesn't bode well.   :)

Friday, January 13, 2023

Friday, October 7, 2022

Signs That You're a Wine Snob

You may be a wine snob and not know it. Here are some signs to help you realize what your friends already know.

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Odd Drinking Laws

Yes, some are from the Bible Belt, but you'll find oddball drinkin' laws from all over the world.

Friday, July 15, 2022

Wine Dorks

In honor of National Be a Dork Day, July 15th, let's take a look at wine dorks.

Friday, April 22, 2022

R-rated Blog Post

Just nope, but LOL It's for bachelorette parties. You can't look unless you are 21.  Oh dear.

Just the Tipsy

Friday, April 8, 2022

Stages of Wine Drinking (humor, kinda)

The evolution of the wine palate. See where you fit in!

  • I like white wine that's sweet, I think. You know, Barefoot.

  • I like fruity red wine. Once I bought a $20 wine! It had a pretty label.

  • I've learned that the higher the alcohol level, the more I like it!

  • I only drink pinot noir that gets 90+ points. Cabernet sauvignon is for old people.

  • Pinot noir has no body and is for newbies. Drink a tannic cab or go home.

  • Real men drink petite sirah.

  • I'm currently enjoying wine from Croatia because that's where zinfandel came from!

  • I always drink at least four different wines at a sitting for the educational experience.

  • I hardly drink any wines because the ones I really like are beyond my budget. Oh wait, this is a nice riesling!

From the movie Bottle Shock

Thursday, February 10, 2022

Friday, January 14, 2022

Thursday, March 18, 2021

Things You Only See in Wine Country (humor)

The weird, the unusual, the what the hell were they thinking in commercial entities. Most are in Napa. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Young People Buying Wine (humor)

What kind of wine with my Taco Bell take-out? Here's your answer!  (It's Merlot).

YouTube video

 

Monday, January 4, 2021

Possible BIG Wine Story of 2021

  This new year starts dark, but improves as the vaccines are rolled out. It's just that no one knew at the time how the new mRNA formulation would change everyone's sense of taste and smell. Suddenly chardonnay tasted like soap, cabernet like candy corn. 

Friday, September 4, 2020