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Friday, October 24, 2014

Wine for the Zombie Apocalypse

You know it's coming because of the rash of zombie movies. You also know you can't live on just ammo and toilet paper. So what wines should you have stashed in your bunker while you wait for Bruce Willis in a black helicopter to save you?

You'll want red wine since you won't have refrigeration for whites. Let alone worrying about having the right temp for both Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay. The zombies probably want Pinot Noir for eating human flesh (I read that somewhere else, really) so don't stock up on Pinot as that will just make your fortification a zombie magnet.

Find wines to go with whatever kill you have, road or otherwise. Nothing too heavy that will slow you down as sunset nears. Maybe lay in a Tawny Port to go with Twinkies in case Woody Harrelson shows up.

Use this for a glass:
With a bottle of this: