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Friday, December 2, 2016

Why You Should Pour Another Glass of Wine

Feeling guilty about having another glass just because you have to go to work tomorrow, or because it's already tomorrow?  There are a lot more reasons to pour another than there are reasons to worry about snoring at your desk the next day. It's healthy, it makes you better looking, you can dance better, and the list goes on.

So here are the reasons to keep on drinkin'

  • What will you hand do if it's not holding a glass of wine?
  • You just love that "glug glug glug" sound.
  • There's not enough wine left in the bottle to save for breakfast.
  • It's only 10 pm!  (in Hawaii)
  • You could probably work from home tomorrow.
  • You've almost forgotten that argument with your mother.
  • You're a single person in a group of couples.
  • The kids have gone to bed/gone to your mother's/grown up & left home.
  • It's only 10 pm! (in New Zealand) 
  • Your Tinder date is not working out.
  • This is why they invented Uber.
  • Your Tinder date did work out.
  • It's either have another glass or do the dishes.
  • There's one more episode of Game of Thrones, Season 5, to watch.
  • Your doctor said you need more fruit.
  • It's your anniversary.
  • It's your anniversary with your ex.
  • You found old Halloween candy in the back of the cupboard.
  • You got plenty of shit done today and deserve it. The dishes will wait.
  • You're already drunk so it doesn't matter. F**k work.
  • It's only 10 pm! (in Japan)
  • You already sent the text to your boss saying you have food poisoning.