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Friday, July 18, 2014

Reasons NOT to Visit Sonoma County

Come to California's wine country? What were you thinking? Don't do it! Here's why:

You'll eat too well and put on a little weight

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You'll also drink too much

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All the restaurants are too fancy to be affordable

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 Wine, wine, wine. You'd better like wine. There's nothing else to drink.

The roads are terribly crowded

If you get lost there will be nothing to do

Okay, wine and food, but there's nothing else to do or see