Wait, there's more! Prepare to groan.
- Seven days without wine makes one weak.
- As you get older you may find that wine, women, and song get to be too much for you so give up singing.
- Work is that part of the day between coffee and wine. Yes, you may still be drinking coffee at work. If you're also drinking wine at work then you have a great job.
- Enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. Then have two more glasses to make you look better.
- I've learned to meditate to ease the stress in my life. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
- I got this awesome new wine glass for work today. It was in the coffee mug display rack.
- I have novinophobia -- the fear of running out of wine.
- Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but if you get a really good one he'll improve with age.
- Wine a little. You'll feel better.
- Did you know that three glasses of wine a day will reduce your chance of giving a shit?
- You've never seen a lonely grape because they come in bunches.
- Boy, last night's hangover; talk about the Grapes of Wrath!
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