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Friday, November 6, 2015

When you need a hug ... e bottle of wine

Cuz sometimes hugging an iddy biddy 750 ml bottle just won't do.
Wait, there's more! Prepare to groan.
  • Seven days without wine makes one weak.
  • As you get older you may find that wine, women, and song get to be too much for you so give up singing.
  • Work is that part of the day between coffee and wine. Yes, you may still be drinking coffee at work. If you're also drinking wine at work then you have a great job.
  • Enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. Then have two more glasses to make you look better.
  • I've learned to meditate to ease the stress in my life. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
  • I got this awesome new wine glass for work today. It was in the coffee mug display rack.
  • I have novinophobia -- the fear of running out of wine.
  • Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but if you get a really good one he'll improve with age.
  • Wine a little. You'll feel better.
  • Did you know that three glasses of wine a day will reduce your chance of giving a shit?
  • You've never seen a lonely grape because they come in bunches.
  • Boy, last night's hangover; talk about the Grapes of Wrath!