You Might Have a Drinking Problem If ...

How do you know if you might like wine just a little too much? There are signs to look for and I'm here to tell you what they are. Go ahead, ask me how I know.

 Signs you might be drinking too much wine

• You have a reserved parking space at BevMo.
• The only job you can hold is U.S. Congressman.
• You lost an argument with your dog.
• Working 40 hours a week is interfering with getting to happy hour on time.
• You can't find your car because they moved the parking lot while you were at the wine bar.
• Your doctor told you to cut back for health reasons so you're using less salt.
• The cashier at BevMo knows you by name.
• Your dog's name is Merlot. The cat is Chardonnay.
• When you go to someone's house you bring your own bottle of wine--and another one to share.
• You have an end table in your living room made from wine bottle corks you've collected.
• The trash company has put a surcharge on your bill for the excess weight of your recycled wine bottles.
• You had wine and cheese for breakfast this morning.
• When you didn't show up at the wine bar near your office last Thursday at noon the owner called your boss to be sure you were okay.
• You've had conversations with friends about your drinking habits while sharing a bottle of Cabernet. Actually, it was two bottles.
• Five glasses of wine has the same calories as dinner. Screw dinner!
• You used to have friends who didn't drink wine, but you got rid of them because they were boring.
• Your dentist looks at your teeth and says, "We'll need the rough grit sandpaper and a lot of bleach."
• You find a wine glass in your car's glove box -- it's half full.
• Your first born goes by Mel--short for Malbec.