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Friday, May 20, 2016

The Answer to American Health Problems

Diets vary by nation. We all know Americans are fat and have heart attacks at a rate higher than others. Lots of cultures eat food that is supposedly bad for you, but they don't have our health issues. Why? Well, the answer finally delivered here.


The Japanese don't drink that much red wine, but eat lots of seafood and little fat. They have fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The French eat lots of fat and drink lots of red wine. They have fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Italians drink lots of red wine. In fact, that's about all they do besides eating pasta and smoking cigarettes. They have fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Germans eat lots of fatty food--sausages, fried pork, etc. They drink lots of beer. They also have fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
Go for it!
 
Conclusion: Speaking English leads to heart disease. Eat and drink whatever the hell you want and learn a foreign language.